After six years spent hopelessly fighting on the capitalist market, once more, the water's up to my neck. I had to lay low with my gallery THE PROPOSAL while loosing my unrepeated onetime success TOO FAT TO FAIL to deflation. The only thing that saved me: an invitation from Swatch to their artist's residence in Shanghai.

At the very same time, in Venice, another man came out of hiding: Damien Hirst, richest artist in the world, celebrated «Young British Artist» of the 1990ies, and famous for his skillful monetary machinations in the art market, bankrolls his own comeback to the tune of 50 million pounds.

Conclusion: To be successful as an artist, I need money. A lot of it! With your help, I will be the world's leading Hirst dealer!